Red

Today is Paul "Yes I was an art major" Woodward's birthday.
Feel free to mock him.
He has red hair, that's a good starting point.
Or feel free to call and sing any 90's pop ballad.
He likes "I'm Your Lady" by Celine Dion, "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston and maybe even "Hero" by Mariah Carey.
Add a quart of Mississippi Mud and/or a night at the Royal Lee and he will be putty in your hands.
Or the VIP lounge of Balls Bluff Tavern. That's a swingin' hot spot as well.
"...OF IOWA!
...IN DOOM!"
"Paul, you've got that backward."
"Oh."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULIE!