Anyway, in college we used to play the game "Never Have I Ever" where someone would say something they hadn't done and if anyone playing the game had done it, then they drank (a game we also incorporated into the best drinking game ever: Kings.). It was funny and revealing. Not much to say, so here's some Never Have I Evers that I truly haven't done. Feel free to add:
NEVER HAVE I EVER....
- Learned to dive
- Liked Kristen Dunst
- RSVP'd promptly
- Been on a cruise
- Made out in an elevator
- Consistently pronounced "nuclear" correctly
- Eaten peanut butter and mayo together
- Listened to the Jonas Brothers
- Understood French
- Seen an episode of "Battlestar Galactica"
- Voted Republican
- Owned a mountain bike
- Kissed Dylan Kinsella (DRINK you people who have...ahem...)
- Known exactly what "The Hills" is
- Had a baby
- Driven a schoolbus
- Used a fake ID
- Drank at Maggies, Lucy's or Konrad's
- Had a mani or a pedi (I don't like strangers touching me)
- Gotten a perm
- Won a game of "asshole"
- Played strip poker
- Been to Mexico
- Fallen out a window
- Learned to French Braid
- Passed out on contruction equipment or in a field
- Owned any Soulja Boy
- Thought leggings were a good idea
4 comments:
never had my ears pierced or anything else on my body.
Why would anyone eat peanut butter and mayo together?
Eww....
Never have I ever
-caused someone (however inadvertently) to fall off a roof
-spent New Year's Eve with a South Effrican
-had a confessional on a bathroom floor
or
-found out way too much about a friend's intestinal problems via text message.
#1 my uncle eats a sandwich of peanut butter, banana and mayo. It makes me gag just thinking about it but he's not the only one. I fear there are others out there.
#2 Margarita: you've done all of those things. Or I've done them, either way, that's not how we play the game, fool.
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