Where'd You Park?

I go to Staples for work.
A lot.
It seems like every time I come out of Staples, there is a new, more odd vehicle in the parking lot waiting to greet me.

Today it was this:

And last week it was this:

Thank you, Staples. Not only do you supply all my office needs (according to your riches and glory, as per the company Visa) but you bring entertainment as well. Bravo.