Shouting Stain

Know that Super Bowl commercial with the shouting stain where the guy is in a job interview and all the interviewer can hear is the stain talking over the guy?
How many freaking times do I feel like that, like I'm talking about something but I feel like what I'm saying is something completely different. What I'm actually thinking about is very different than the words coming from my mouth. And yes, usually the thoughts are something salicious. Giggle. And then you meander back into your present conversation and think, "What the heck am I talking about here?"
Anyway, just a thought for the day.