Murphy Bed in Eternity

I'm going to post like 5 different posts today, so spread them out for the week.

It's been a crazy week. In a span of five days I managed to get over my fear of submitting writings for publication and interview for a new job. I don't know about the writing (and probably won't ever know) but I did get the job, which is mighty exciting. I start next Monday. Wow. I'll be working for The American Chestnut Foundation (www.acf.org) and I am absolutely THRILLED to be doing this. It's a big boost for my “career” whatever that means; I'll actually be doing something about which I care. How novel. It is kind of wicked how much I relished giving my two weeks to current job. But now they won't let me use any vacation and I have no motivation to do anything there so I'm wasting everyone's time showing up every day. Glorious New Job is non-profit so I'll be even more broke than I am currently; if anyone has any ideas for part-time work let me know. Afternoons and weekends! Just no babysitting, or working with any people who have a high probability of defecating/vomiting on themselves while in my charge. I can't handle bodily fluids. My house in heaven just shrank with that confession. It's down to a fifth-floor walk-up studio in the Harlem of Heaven at this point...Sure can't wait for my squeaky Murphy Bed in Eternity.

Undead Attack!

Anyone else hear the story about the hacked road signs in Austin warning drivers about Zombies?
HILARIOUS.
Watch the news clip where they make it a very serious story...loved it. Made my day.
Thank you for that, Austin.