First I'd like to apologize for my last post, as it was pathetic, incomplete and disjointed, and henceforth I will only write if I actually think I may have a fragment of a complete thought.
That being said, today I continuted my church shopping quest (today's church was OK, but need better worship, more people my age, and better seats. Bonus: preaching was good, it was very closeto home) and came home, starving. Now church wasn't that long and I had eaten breakfast before I left, but it seemed time for lunch.
So I ate a lot.
Then, since I'm in New Flippin' York and they don't believe in showing the Redskins game (reason #342 I want to move back toward LoCo) I decided to read and take a nap.
Got up at 4, starving again.
So I ate.
A lot.
Again.
Then Suzy decided we should do a puzzle (cuz we are uber exciting, young, single women...) so we sat around and worked on that.
AND I COULDN'T STOP EATING.
Like the list of things I've eaten today is ridiculous and I haven't stopped since 4, and it's nearly midnight.
Wings? yup.
Pizza? uhuh.
Peanut Butter and jelly? check.
Pasta? gotcha.
it keeps going.
So I figured out what it is, a conclusion any rational person would come to: I must have a tapeworm that is eating all my food.
I'm strangely ok with my tapeworm that I may or may not have, but he is rather expensive to feed, so maybe I'm not up to the level of responsibility necessary to successfuly raise a tapeworm. I should start with something a bit easier (and more cuddily) like a dog, or hamster or even a hermit crab and work my way up to tapeworm status.
Anyway, must finish eating
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