I've started three different posts and about 2/3 of the way through them I realize that they are total crap and even I don't want to go back and read what I just vomited onto the screen.
Today's task:
My writing resume.
I have to do it for a job possibility (pleeeze oh pleeeze) and for some reason I am drawing a total blank as to what the hell I should put into my writing resume. It's rather strange to pour time and effort into the production of a paper about how awesome you are.
Goals: To write for a living. Preferably with you paying me to write for a living. Preferably writing something interesting, and in English. And you paying me to do so.
Skills: I can write. Occasionally, I can write well. Or poorly if you done need that. I can write with lots of expression!!!!!!! Or not. I like commas (,) semi-colons (;) and dashes (--) which probably have a technical name but I don't remember what it is right now. Also, rhetorical questions (?) . Step B: Hate instruction manuals.
References: (Spooner, p.43)
My personal ad if I ever should need one: SWF seeks SM for grammatically correct convos, witty puns and pop culture sarcasm...and obligatory long walks on the beach. Pessimism of all things right-wing a must. Also, hate Yankees, love playing outside, BBQ stuff, go Skins. Fine with feminism but like Zeppelin. Also, no gelled, spikey high-five hair.
I hate high-five hair.
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