Friday, April 1, 2005

The Tidbits

Just for kicks the DJ hooked her I-pod up and just hit shuffle for the 10 song set this morning.
Not gonna lie, Neil Diamond to Tone Loc to Marvin Gaye was pretty sweet, but there's a reason you don't hear "Wild Thing" on the radio much anymore.
Also, does this mean we can outsource our DJ jobs to I-pods, and if so, do we still get those annoying I-pods that just love to listen to themselves shuffle? Can you teach an I-pod to interview Ashlee Simpson? Is Ashlee Simpson an I-pod with a wig? In a battle of wits between Ashlee Simpson and the I-pod with an Ashlee Simpson wig, would Ryan Cabarra care?
Has anyone ever listened to the words of Tone Loc's "Wild Thing?" Thank God rap has evolved, b/c that crap was annoying.
If someone asks what is in a gin and tonic, what is one to say?
Is Boone gonna die on "Lost" b/c I was actually starting to like that annoying twit.
Anyone know of any jobs in NoVA, b/c I'm gonna need a new one come May.
I wish I had an I-pod.

2 comments:

emilie said...

it's iPod, not I-pod.

"I-pod" would be an incomplete adjective, or, an adjective without an antecedent. Like hard-wood. It would either be hard wood, or hard-wood floors.

Anyway.

Clearly you don't deserve an iPod yet.

Spooner said...

You have caught me, I am a luddite.
I do not know how to spell the ipod, or Ipod, which, in my book, are two peas in a pod....
Embarassed and typed on a computer from the 1990's,
-S