Desk Job

So I haven't owned a desk since I got up here, thus a cardboard box has had to serve this purpose. I just emptied it out. Holy mother. An abbreviated inventory:
1 Huge bottle white elmers glue (unused)
1 Bottle rubber cement (actually used)
3 Boxes of markers (one box is sparkly!)
8 Sarah Spooner pencils (last given as a gift from Aunt Molly in 1998)
1 30-60-90 Triangle
1 45-45-90 Triangle
6 Wine corks
1 Tin of shoe polish
1 TI-82 calculator (last used: 1999)
2 Spare Lisa's Liquor Barn club cards
9 Sharpies (different colors I swear)
1 "Big Ralph Wears Buttons" button
1 GE mini recorder, circa 1987
28 Floppy disks (contents only partially known)
2 Zip Disks (are these still in use?)
5 Highlighters
4 Books of matches from Mosbys (closed in early 2004, shut up, Scott)
1 Screwdriver, made in 8th grade shop class (and the tool used to sear and scar Will Lukens's leg)
1 Compass (the kind that draws the circles)
1 Compass (the kind that draws you north)
1 Lightstick, unused
4 Movie ticket stubs (Last seen: "Melinda and Melinda")
11 AA Batteries of questionable capacity
1 Roll of masking tape of such age that it doesn't come off the roll anymore
2 USB cables, unsused
1 Phone charger, ability to charge in question
2 Photo cropping pencils ('grease pencils')
1 Decorated crab hammer (thank you Mike Koch)
3 Bic lighters
1 Glowing Harry Potter pen

And there is a whole lot more, including about two dozen spare buttons, an architects scale, an industrial strength hole punch and at least 10 pads of post-its, but I've got to go finish packing.