So last night I think I was just starting to fall asleep and had a dream that it was my job to come up with advertising slogans for trout...like the fish. I think this idea came from the trout delivery we had at camp yesterday (100 fish thrown into pond by man driving trout truck) but who knows. I woke up and wrote some of them down, because something is seriously wrong with me.
Possible Slogans Should Trout Ever Decide They Need an Ad Campaign:
Trout: Smell something fishy?
Trout: It's not a tuna.
Trout: It's not just for Fridays anymore.
Trout: Better to eat the fishes than sleep with them.
Trout: Kickin' bass, taking names.
Trout: Well...it's white meat.
Trout: Well you'd be hooked, too.
Trout: One fish, two fish, red fish, yum.
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