Reasons February Doesn't Suck:
(1) It's two days shorter than other months...wait, not this year.
(2) Football season! Wait, that ended last month...and doesn't start again to August.
(3) You can start wearing all your new spring...no? You can't? Cuz it's still cold? Whoops.
(4) All those new episodes of favorite shows...that don't come back on til April cuz of the strike.
(5) Winter Olympics! No? Not this year?
(6) Valentines Day! And I'm still single? So...that's not good, right?
(7) President's Day! It's a national holiday! Yet I still had to work?
That's it, this month sucks.
3 comments:
also, february is also the hardest month to spell. Most importantly, feb. and i have been in a two year long fight. i'm just saying, february does suck.
All I want to know does February, supposedly the shortest month, take FOREVER to pass?
i'm totally stealing this for listed.
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