Conflict Tub, etc

So my friend Nate has a clawfoot bathtub. We tease him about this being a good pick-up line, to the extent that Margarita filled out the back of a Jack of the Wood coaster with the fictional email address ihaveaclawfoottub@ashevillesingles.com that he should create and use.
Several weeks later this once again came up in conversation and I repeated the fake email address. Nate misheard me and said, "I have a conflict tub? What is a conflict tub?" and we just thought the idea of a bathtub in which people sat and had discussions was hilarious.
Last Friday a bunch of us were over at Nate's and thought, "Ooh! Conflict tub!" and four of us raced up the stairs and climbed in. And proceeded to watch on Nate's laptop the Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman duel about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. You know what I'm talking about I hope. Anyway, photos: