I'll Be Your Private Dancer

"Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury, I'd like to enter into evidence this photo as undeniable proof that Miss Spooner should be banned from public dancing, especially after the consumption of any beverages of the adult variety. Notice the bent arms close to the body, the concentration on the face, the awkward hip jutting. She calls this "the wheel." It is her only known dance move. Ladies and Gentleman, this is bad form. Have you no sense of decency? Next to her we see Carly E., an obviously gifted dancer. We see Miss Spooner not taking the cues. It is up to you, dear Jury. Stop the madness."

(special thanks to makejoefamous and his photography skills for this shot. He really is very, very talented you should check him out. And thanks to Chris and Rachel for getting married, setting up that delightfully fun night)