What's Your 20?

I'm hosting but there's nothing for me to do at the moment but sit in the office and wait for the trickle of keys and radios to return. So I started making a list. I have no idea why this is the list. It has no point. But I was mildly entertained making it.

Similes to Avoid When Professing Your Love for Someone:

Veal
A stapler
Cheese
Winches
Polyester Clothing
A paper cut
A squeegee
Meatloaf (the food and the singer)
Allergies
Red Wine on a White Carpet
Rodents
Spanish Influenza
Darfur
Fire Hydrant
Tapioca
Teetotalers
Hornets
Community Baths
The Bolsheviks

Parasites
Any fitness videos
BBQ spare ribs
Vinyl Flooring
Victorian Ideals
Pigeons
Lead based paint



Similes That May Actually Work:

Flav-O-Ice
Tetris