I'm sorry, but did someone leave their jar of moonshine on the table in the men's section? Is that actually a jar of the 'shine?Some questions:
#1 Who thinks, "Shopping at J.Crew? Better bring my 'shine!"
#2 Who is shopping at 2:52pm on a Monday who is also drinking 'shine? This is mom's from Biltmore Village time.
#3 Why didn't they bring me any?
#4 Are they going to come back and say, "Excuse me, I was in earlier and I left my 'shine, did someone turn it in?
#5 Moonshine? Really? Couldn't do the civil thing and drink gin and tonic out of a Sprite bottle?
6 comments:
It wasn't me, I swear. What about ol' man Plemmons? Was he in there today?
you're funny. and i miss you.
oh my god, this is hilarious.
I think the real question is: how was it? Don't even pretend you didn't try some.
hey spooner. you don't know me but i tucked you in once. anyway, i thought i would tell ya that this little diddy made me laugh out loud. so thanks. oh, and i'll be in asheville the first weekend of october. maybe we can drink a beer or something.
ABSOLUTELY let's get a drink!
Maybe even some moonshine for ya, we got nuthin' if not the 'shine. In fact last week I actually had sangria made with moonshine. Can't wait to actually meet you (and thanks for the tucking in).
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