The Flu

I feel like I'm writing this blog just because I need to; because I haven't posted in a while and I'm getting out of the habit. What can I say? The flu is traveling around from person to person and for some reason when I watch someone come down with it I think of zombies. As if zobieism were as contagious as the common flu, which, in my book, it probably would be. I mean if it wasn't then we wouldn't have to worry too much about catching the zombie flu. If it spread like herpes then you'd just have to have unprotected sex with a zombie to get it and of course the conservative Christians would be like, “NO FUNDING FOR ZOMBIE PROTECTION RESEARCH” like they did with AIDS and then where would we be. And have you ever seen a zombie? Somehow I don't think they are getting laid all too often. They may have looked like Matt Damon before the Zombie-disease took control but after that they all sort of look like a mildly sea-sick Bea Arthur. Oh snap. All that to be said: Zombie herpes would be right out. Which brings me back to my initial point of people with the flu reminding me of zombies. I could never be a nurse.