Dangerous Breakfast Cereals

Apparently I haven't worn these jeans in months because I found a list in the back pocket that I started making at work back in April. Enjoy.

Dangerous Breakfast Cereals:

• Fruit Loops of Burning Death
• Apple Jacks yo' Lexus Foo'
• Un-Lucky Charms from an Angry Voodoo Shaman
• Fruity Pebbles Raining Down On You Cuz It's Actually An Avalanche
• Alpha-Bits of Broken Glass
• Berry Berry Kix You In The Groin
• Capped n' Crunched
• Count Shock-U-La
• Corn Pops A Cap In You
• Grape Nuts
• Honeycomb Stolen From Some Seriously Pissed Killer Bees